My Secret Killer lyrics

Song information

Artist: Sloppy Meateaters
Album: Shameless Self-Promotion

Lyrics

Hey mr. creepy guy whatcha gonna do to me now
I heard you're gonna kill me then you're gonna embalm me
You're such a fucking dork
And ya...got mr matlock to keep you outta jail
I'm very flattered buddy that I'm worth so money

You drug me up, and make it look like I died from natural causes
Then you and your friend chop me up
Into a million pieces

Only 2 more years till you get off probation
Don't you think it's time to get a new obsession it's been four years
Don't you think if you really really wanted me dead
You'd come over right now, put me in my place
And stick a bullet in my head