What Did We Learn Today lyrics

Song information

Artist: Sloppy Meateaters
Album: Shameless Self-Promotion

Lyrics

I sit alone looking in the mirror
I wish to god I was craig kilborn
I wanna I wanna look like him
I wanna I wanna sass like him

Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls
And everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world

A whitney brown a whitney brown, yea he's pretty cool
And that sexy sexy beth chick
She makes me drool go, but craig
Makes ted koppel look like a pansy
Jeanine garfolo wants his weanie

Don't ever go and cut your hair! don't ever cut your hair!
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