Major Pager lyrics

Song information

Artist: Space
Album: Spiders

Lyrics

Mr major's got a pager because he sells e's
To the russians who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
Mr major's old and greyer then he's ever been
He lied to us all and took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

Now felix the cat is on his back
Oh felix the cat what a twat
So who needs columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From china or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers