Beelz lyrics

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Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine

Lyrics

Beelz - stephen lynch
(Intro)
I figured since I wrote a song about you know god and jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time

(Song)
Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you can't deny
My name is satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm satan, woo hoo!

Or mephistopheles for some. I dont know

My real name is beelzebub, but you can call me beelz
I love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then i'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then i'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell.
Th… my name is satan. ah hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every zeppelin album
I'm in all rush limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the boston red sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, i'll just throw it on a griddle
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck charlie daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm satan

The devil went down to georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in georgia
Ok, it's like oh my god!
Six, six, six!

(Outro)
Satan! look, that's just how I picture him. you fucking think of whatever you want