Best Friends Song lyrics

Song information

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero

Lyrics

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and I'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: I'm a stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and I like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I like the sunshine
Stephen: and I wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: I just wanna f*k the s*t out of your sister
Well, teich, you would rule
If you'd say "it's cool"
I'd go pick her up, at her junior high school
Yeah your sister
Yeeah
I wanna f*k your sister
Wanna f*k her in her f*king face
In fact, I'd come over her f*king hair
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And stick it in her eye ball
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