D And D lyrics

Song information

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero

Lyrics

Better get back up here. this is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know.

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(How about a little harmonica?)

I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew

{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}

It's d and d!

Fighting with the legends of yore

It's d and d!

Never kissed lady before. {nope!} whoo!

Now the lord of the rings, the dark crystal and things

We use these as a reference tool

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school..

{No we're not.}

I know

Now teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master

He's got hit points and charisma to lend

{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}

It's d and d... wait..

Sorry, you got a girlfriend?

{Yeah. yeah, I got a...no.}

It's d and d!

Warriors that terrify

It's d and d!

Virgins 'till the day we..

1,2,3,4!

Die!

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Thanks

{Stephen lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}

That's mark teich