She Gotta Smile lyrics

Song information

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero

Lyrics

She gotta smile
Yeah, she gotta smile and
She's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across
The bar and I know that it's meant to be

She gotta walk, ooh, she walkin' over
And I know it could be my day

She got a ... friend
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To spoil my fucking fun!

Now baby baby baby
If it's boots you wanna knock
Leave your chubby friend at home
Because she's gonna block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man
With any I'll contend
But I cannot compete with your
Big fat friend

So big fat friend, ah, we meet again!
You won't leave her alone
You roll your eyes; make sarcastic
Comments while you're suckin' on a
Chicken bone
But thats ok, you think you've won the
Battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your achilles heel
And he's standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

I know that he's no looker
And he's had a couple rounds
But with every shot of jager
Hey you loose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the
Evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal
And your big fat friend