Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (Skit) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Sticky Icky
Album: Naongoza

Lyrics

&Gt; >hi
&Gt; >good morning, ladies and gentlemen. this is your captain (stinky face)
&Gt; >welcoming you on bokasa unit. we apologize for the
&Gt; >four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
&Gt; >overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm
&Gt; >this is flight 126 to jamaica
&Gt; >landing in jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up
&Gt; >somewhere in the south
&Gt; >if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
&Gt; >bokasa unit has an excellent safety-record. in fact our safety
&Gt; >standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
&Gt; >us!
&Gt; >it is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year
&Gt; >over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. if our
&Gt; >engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
&Gt; >to turn
&Gt; >them off!
&Gt; >to make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
&Gt; >complimentary bongo tea and bibi biscuits! for our not-so-religious
&Gt; >passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if
&Gt; >there
&Gt; >really is a god!
&Gt; >we regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
&Gt; >shown as we forgot to record it from the television. but for our
&Gt; >movie
&Gt; >buffs, we will be flying right next to british airways, where their
&Gt; >movie will be
&Gt; >visible from the right side of the cabin window
&Gt; >there is no smoking allowed in this plane. any smoke you see in the
&Gt; >cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
&Gt; >slow
&Gt; >down! in order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close
&Gt; >as
&Gt; >possible for the best view. if, however, we go a little too close
&Gt; >do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile
&Gt; >our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
&Gt;
&Gt; >kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
&Gt; >and
&Gt; >fasten your seatbelt. for those of you who can't find a seatbelt
&Gt; >kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those
&Gt; >of you
&Gt; >who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
&Gt; >stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
&Gt; >suitcase."
&Gt; >enjoy bokasa unit
&Gt; >have a nice day
&Gt; >bokasa unit
&Gt; >
&Gt; >the end