Karate Schnitzel lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tenacious D
Album: Tenacious D

Lyrics

Jb: god, I'm fuckin hungry. let me check the fridge... dude, where's my fuckin
Schnitzel? hey, wake up. wake up you asshole, wake up
Kg: whahahat? wh?
Jb: wake up
Kg: what?
Jb: you ate my fuckin schnitzel
Kg: what?
Jb: you ate my fuckin schnitzel
Kg: well it was in there. if you put it in there, then it's fair game
Jb: yeah?
Kg: for anybody that wants to eat it
Jb: well then maybe this is fair game. wow!
Kg: ow god, hey!
Jb: yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
Kg: what're ya doin?
Jb: well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? kikay!
Kg: ow!