Beach Song lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Album: Big Lizard In My Backyard

Lyrics

Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

I don't wanna be on the beach! no! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! no!

I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun

I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! no!
(X2)

This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun! no!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! no fun