Bitchin' Camaro lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Album: Big Lizard In My Backyard

Lyrics

- hey jack, what's happenin'?
- I don't know
- well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to
The shore
- uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
- whadda ya gonna do down there?
- uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts
- don't forget your motley crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail
- uh huh
- can't wait to go down. hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while
You're down there?
- uh, what's the sand bar?
- ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
- ah, cool
- ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
- uh, who?
- my favorite cover band, crystal ship
- wow
- yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a
Little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got aids
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got aids

- uh..
- pretty good jim morrison impersonation there. I hope those guys have a
Good sense of humor and don't take us into court
- uh, what's the court?
- never mind that, the important thing here..
- you mean the people's court
- the... now, that's another story. the important thing here is that we get
To the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
- oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
- ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- oh, my folks drove it up here from the bahamas
- you're kidding!
- I must be, the bahamas are islands. okay,, the important thing here is
That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
- uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a bitchin' camaro..

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Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
Tony orlando and dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a bitchin' camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a bitchin' camaro
And an exxon credit card

Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' camaro, bitchin' camaro!
I don't want unleaded!