Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe lyrics

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Artist: The Locust
Album: Flight Of The Wounded Locust

Lyrics

Split the genes with a walking asshole
Producing some of that high grade formica
Yea. no. maybe. so
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off