Who's Got The Crack? lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Moldy Peaches
Album: The Moldy Peaches

Lyrics

There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as panama jack
Who's got the crack?

Whooooo's got the crack?
Whooooooooo's got the crack?
Whooooo's got the crack?

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat

Who's got the crack?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like when you slip me a roofy
I like it when..

You've got the crack

Who's got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to loaf
Its hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but I'm feeling so uptight
Put your momma in a headlock baby
And do it back

Who's got the crack?

Who's got the craaaaaaack?