Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Vandals
Album: Hollywood Potato Chips

Lyrics

I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents
Teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down
My efforts all disgraced and criticized, thrown in my face
They're only joy to plot and foil my conquests, and hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress
I just let them win
And never try again

I've never stood a chance
My bets laid plans we're quickly dashed by cheaters, theives and squealers-
Glory stealers, that hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress
I just let them win
And never try again

I gave it one last shot
They knocked me down and ripped me off again they win, I quit
They won't admit it, they hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress
I just let them win
And never try again