If I Wasn't Shy lyrics

Song information

Artist: They Might Be Giants
Album: Apollo 18

Lyrics

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "ask me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

I'd steal somebody's cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy

I'd ask you, if you don't mind
To kiss you a hundred times

If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy