Ladies And Gentlemen - The Judeo-Christian Ethic lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: This Is Serious Mum: A Collection Of Bedroom Recordings 1982 - 1992

Lyrics

I dipped my donga in some dog food, I found I couldn't stop;
Wanted to get some more, but it was a long way to the shop
Don't know what I'm doing, but I sure know where I've been -
I've been stickin' it in chumpy dog food ever since I was nineteen

What has happened to the dialectic between my brain and my dick?
Lookin' at that chumpy nearly makes me sick;
But that sticky, drippin' dick of mine's got its own ideology -
All I want my dong to do is have a simple wee

My dick's gone all didactic; I'm nearly going spastic;
I see that chumpy on red spot special, it draws me like elastic
I know more about pet food than other's have forgotten -
So bend over fido, let me knead your bottom