There’S More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: Gold! Gold! Gold! For Australia! - A Bonus Disc

Lyrics

It was at that very bar I had my worst trip -
It was only last saturday, I'd come to the grip
With keegan and troy and a few other skegs
When this weird dude comes up to me and he says:
"I got some leaf the other day up at byron
And a couple of cones - you wanna try 'em?"
Now, I know I was pissed and the light's pretty bad
But I looked at this dude - and it was my dad!
I was speechless - I stayed rigid with fright
He said: "do you know evan censored fucked kylie censored friday night?"
His hair was in dreds; his t-shirt said slaam -
I couldn't believe this was the old man
I see him every day hanging around with bankers
"Tism play here next saturday", he said. "they're wankers."
"But dad...", I stammered, "you're...you're...i mean, you're not..."
Just then my uncle leroy came up. "woa", he said. "awesome pot."
I looked 'round this club - my sight, it was hazy -
But there was aunt ethol, and uncle fred, and wife daisy!
My eyes finally focused on this host of drug takers:
My whole family was here - and they'd turned into skaters
"Gotta lash, dude", said dad, "can't afford to linger
I gotta get your mum home for a bit of stinkfinger."
I fainted right there in a swoon on the floor;
Keegan and troy took me out by that very door
It was like watching a movie from end to beginin';
It was like forcing michael censored to fuck older women;
It was all in reverse, all a horrid contrast -
It was like seeing jennifer censored put the coke bottle up johnny censored's arse
I woke up next morning - all was normal again
"Listen son", said dad, "i want you home by ten
You were raving last night; your friends are all thugs;
You were so out of it I think you're on drugs."
I grabbed his hand, said, "dad - thank god it's you!
And you're telling me off! oh dad, I love you!!"
"Smartarse", he muttered, and went off to work
The same boring, normal, conventional jerk
So skaters and skegheads and surfers - be warned -
Thank god for parents and teachers and policeman uniformed:
Remember as you slag them off and you cuss;
When you are forced to do homework, and at the next drug bust -
I have had a vision of a world even more suss
Remember - it would be worse if they acted like us