We Are The Champignons lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: Hot Dogma

Lyrics

I've been crucified by all the scribes -
You can't see my back for all the knives;
The commentators have done all they could:
And fair enough - I'm just no good

I try my best, there's no excuse;
You come to realise that it's just no use
It's about time everyone understood
The simple fact - I'm just no good

This latest effort is pretty drab;
Try harem scarum, they're always fab
Turn off the radio, I know I would:
Let's just face it - I'm just no good

It's about time a rock star spoke
Admitted that his talent was a joke -
I'll be the first in the neighbourhood
To say without a doubt I'm just no good

Possibly we could get sting
Admitting to his pissant thing -
When dunsinane gets to birnham wood
That's when he'll admit he's no good

Then bono could take a stand
But this time against his band -
Morality is his daily food
Why don't he preach, "I'm no good?"

Just before we run out of time
That last verse contained an eye rhyme;
Now I feel that I should
Point out that it wasn't good

The singer has mucked up this song;
The guitarist has got it wrong;
The bassist, in all likelihood
Is like the drummer - just no good