X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: De Rigueurmortis

Lyrics

Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball

The x-treme sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse
Kiss my arse

Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have i
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "man, what a rush!"

I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?