Her With A Hoover lyrics

Song information

Artist: Toy Dolls
Album: Anniversary Anthems

Lyrics

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It wern't no rotten rumour
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover

Ide fell for a hag from hell
She wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel

One more...
[Guitar time]

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in

One more...