Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Joel) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: Tv Theme Songs

Lyrics

In the not too distant future
Next sunday a.d
There was a guy named joel
Not too different from you or me

He worked at gizmonic institute
Just another face in red jump suit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him & they shot him into space!

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit & watch them all
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)

Now keep in mind joel can't control
When the movies begin & end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends --

Robot roll call (let's go!)

Cambot (pan left!)
Gypsy (hi girls!)
Tom servo (hi tall guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm the wisecracker!)

If you're wondering how he eats & breathes
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself its just a show
I should really just relax...for mystery science theater
3000.......