Mystery Science Theater 3000 (New) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: Tv Theme Songs

Lyrics

In the not-too-distant future
Somewhere in time and space
Mike nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase

Pursued by a woman whose name is pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse
And in her rocketship she hunts him all across the universe
(Pearl) I'll get you!!!

(Pearl) I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find, la, la, la
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind, la, la, la
Now keep in mind mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end, la, la, la
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends

Robot roll call

Cambot! (you're on!)
Gypsy! (oh, my stars!)
Tom servo! (check me out!)
Croooow! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts, la, la, la
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For mystery science theater 3000
(Twang)