Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Lyrics

Cartman: stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A swiss colony beef log
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no beef log to be found this year
(No beef log)
Christmas isn't christmas
Without a swiss colony beef log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along
Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "here, son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously
But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a swiss colony beef log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, baby!!
Swiss colony beef log, baby!
That's what christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a beef log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with boughs of swiss colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la!
Sweet!