The Weird Al Show lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: Tv Theme Songs

Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named al
And he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a sptula tatooed on her arm
But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then, one day al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap, and al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out that he's a big shot producer on tv
So he gives al a contract, and what do you know..
Now he's got his very own "weird al" show!