Stardust lyrics

Song information

Artist: Twiztid
Album: Mutant (Vol. 2)

Lyrics

Step right up
Ladies and gentlemen have a seat
I'm about to show you a product
Everyone is sure to need
This product is small
And light in weight
And can be concealed in any
Handbag or briefcase

(Stardust)

We're not sure just what it does
But the response has been
Overwhelming from clients who tell us
"If it wasn't for this here product and so on"
Man, there's so many letters
And they go on and on

It's a miracle in a bottle
And it sells itself
If you've got problems in life
This here product can help

This opportunity is golden
I'm holdin' in my hand
The key to a brand new life
For those who have a shilling or two
And be compelled by the product
And be intruiged about what it can do for you, honest
It's the last case I've got
And when they're gone, they're gone
Take a chance with stardust
It'll fix whatever's wrong

[Chorus x2]

Nothing can be better than this
(Stardust)
It only costs what you're spending on it
(Stardust)
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
(Stardust)
You're either buying or you're moving along

[Verse 2]

"What's this?" you ask?
I can't say
Because what I'm selling here today
Affects each in a different way
I'd be glad to give you a little sample
But a dample is inample
Plus if people see, then I get trampled

Grab hold of my hand, ma'am, and walk with me
Don't go hidin' in the back and try to talk to me
I can see 'em starting to well up in your eyes
Like raindrops falling from the sky
Give it a try

And how about you?
Ain't you sick of being picked on for nothing?
Well I'm gonna tell you what to do
Sick of being hit, kicked and even spit on?
Well get you some of this, and tell them haters to get on

I've been living off of the stuff
That we've been selling for some time now
And look at me
I'm finer than a line now
I didn't come to pull the wool over your eyes
But if you're looking for a change
Then it's finally arrived

[Chorus x2]

Nothing can be better than this
(Stardust)
It only costs what you're spending on it
(Stardust)
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
(Stardust)
You're either buying or you're moving along

Bridge

??? we embark on the tale of a salesman-slash-hustler
Because if you have money
You're a potential customer
Have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life?
Probably not
But people are ready to buy anything from anybody
Any time at all
Snake oils, wrist watch, stardust, he got it all
And it's all half-off
And everything has to go
It's a limited-time offer
Cause funds are running real low

[Verse 3]

Before you wake up, we're already gone
On our way, another town
Another story evolves
It's been done for so long
That I don't even feel wrong
It's second nature
It's as easy as just walking along
I never tie myself down to anything I couldn't leave
In less than 20 seconds, and believe
I won't forget it, I'm a hustler
You can trace it in my bloodlines
Ask the name of the greatest
I bet they say mine

[Chorus x4]

Nothing can be better than this
(Stardust)
It only costs what you're spending on it
(Stardust)
It's absolutely not a hustle or fraud
(Stardust)
You're either buying or you're moving along