We Have Returned To Arms lyrics

Song information

Artist: Ultralaser
Album: Is Totally Rad

Lyrics

We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Choose two handed or dual wield
One hand weapon with a shield
Bashing slashing use the points
When you level learn new skills
We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Played for hours
Haven't showered
All my stat points
Straight to power

Yes, rallos zek is a pain in my fucking neck
Not as much as mithaniel marr
Hate pushing rocks so I talk to natasia
Villains are the cooler bunch by far
New quest, travel to the plane of storms
Gotta sell some shit back at the shop
Snowrillas, will attack you by the swarms
Gotta loot their items when they drop

We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Choose two handed or dual wield
One hand weapon with a shield
Bashing slashing use the points
When you level learn new skills
We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Played for hours
Haven't showered
All my stat points
Straight to power

God damn hippie ninjas jumpin' in my grill
Summoning my badger lester...call to find
Help the mermaid...fist her conch
Stabbing tiny penis creatures...in the eye
Ogres fartin' in my face, smell like doo doo bomb
Stinky, stinky, stinky, stink canal
Prancin' 'round the plane of fear, with my dick erect
Cazic thule is my salami pal

My pants are much stronger than yours
Perfected bull rune
I've got two more slots for some augs too
(I need more mana)

We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Choose two handed or dual wield
One hand weapon with a shield
Bashing slashing use the points
When you level learn new skills
We are champions
We have returned to arms, bitch
Played for hours
Haven't showered
All my stat points
Straight to power

Hey, hey, wanna join our party?
Play on legendary?
Hey, hey, wanna eat some smarties?
Or is it too scary?
Use my caulkteez, use my hjorn nii
Or my n-word roth
I use pusserton, I use peckeroth
Getting late, time to turn it off

Mammoth boner, high five!