Gayest Song Ever lyrics

Song information

Artist: Uncle Outrage
Album: The Early Years '99 - '02

Lyrics

I was sucking
Trucking
Fucking
I was wheelin'
Dealin'
Squealin'
I was that man
With the plan
To change ze world

Welcome to paradise
Isn't it nice
To see it and believe it
There's no price
I wanna get butt fucked
I want my salad tossed
I wanna do a rusty trombone
And not get bossed

I've butt fucked adam sandler
Freddie mercury too
I've fucked chaplin
But I haven't tried a jew
I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos)
I then fuck them becuase I get tired of honking
On their bobos

Paradise is so nice!!!

Welcome to paradise
Isn't it nice
To see and beleive it
There's no price
I wanna get butt fucked
I want my salad tossed
I wanna do a rusty trombone
And not get bossed

Oooh, cause I love you! the gayest song ever folks~ love ya buttercupkins!