Kool G Rap- "Talk Like Sex" lyrics

Song information

Artist: Wrestling Lyrics
Album: Combat Zone Wrestling

Lyrics

"Can't ya diggit, honey?"
"Rated xxx"
For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin'
Fillin' all three holes just like bowlin'
Don't ask me what the price is
But it's more than your battery-operated devices
And I come fully equipped
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip
For demonstrations, watch me slam her
You'll notice the sound of steady poundin'
Like a jackhammer once on it, ya can't cop out
I'm poundin' ya down until your eyeballs pop out
I'm not your ordinary player
Because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it
Or get sent right through it
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em
Not gentle when I stick 'em, huh
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim
Any girl who steps to it
Ends up gettin' their stomach pumped like rod stewart
I do a damn good job
That's why -
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted
No matter how much young girls wanna be with it
You ain't ready for the bed
You still got a pussy like isaac hayes' head
Come back in five years
When ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin' beers
I'm hittin' hookaz by the dozen
Makin' ya wetter 'cause I fuck better than your husband
Givin' ya girl back spasms
Cause g rap has 'em orgasm after orgasm
Change the sheets? ya must be kiddin'
Ya gotta change the whole box spring
I ain't bullshittin', you get hit with hysteria
Cause I'ma bury a big one inside your private area
All hell is in your tush
When kool g. rap push pushes inside this bush
Anotha homegirl flinches
But I got inches for all you lil' wenches
The letter g is better when it comes to the letter x
An' I'ma talk like sex
Rated xxx
"Can't ya diggit, honey?"
"Rated xxx"
Some say that I'm nasty plus
Hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me
Girl, you ain't too small
Cause I turn your crystal to one size fits all
So if you're still confused when I'm screwin'
Let me explain to you exactly what I'm doin'
Exploring your body like a biologist
Inventin' new ways just like a scientist
Taggin' my name on your buns just like a printist
While I'm hurtin' your ass just like a dentist
You're so wild I feel like I'm a zoologist
Stretchin' your shit more than a gynecologist
I'm gonna twist your ass to death, miss
And when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist
G rap is hot blooded, freakin' horny
Far from corny, come and jump on me
I'm not small and all, I won't break down a stall
I drive the ass up the wall
Nuts and everything are well in shape
The only thing missin' on my dick is a cape
Let's get togetha, honey, ya never know what's next
And I'ma talk like sex
Rated xxx
"Can't ya diggit, honey?"
"Rated xxx"
Big girls try to squash me
But I think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me
Hit the sack cause I ain't jokin'
Cause when I start pumpin' shit up, I leave it smokin'
So ya betta hold on tight all right
Cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite
A stick, a trick, and it kills her
I'm probably related to long dong silver
But it gets gooder and gooder
Every time I grab a hooka and I put her on my frankfurter
Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip
Cause the only thing I'm lickin' is your ass with a whip
And it's a real freaky scene
I'm hittin' girls with their heads in a guillotine
Why certainly I'm squirtin'
Bust your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain
Pushin' your head to the pillow
And givin' more pleasure than a double-headed dildo
A big ass gives me a hard-on
But I fuck bitches with titties like dolly parton
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety
I'll fuck you on the "a" train while I write graffiti
In a restaurant, takin' you straight to heaven
In a cab or the back of 7-11
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock
You can come and get some hip-hop cock
Consider this dick on your clitoris
But never try to flex, cause I'ma talk like sex