Colt 45 lyrics
Song information
Artist: Afroman Album: Afroholic The Even Better Times
Lyrics
Wait a minute man Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing> You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar Hey fool on the drums Everyone just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (c'mon!)
Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. so roll roll roll my joints pick out the seeds and stems Feelin high as hell flyin' through palmdale Skatin' on datin rims So roll, roll, the '83 cadilac (coop)doop deville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my (caddy)cabby will
Well it was just sundown in small white town They call it east side palmdale (well) When the afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale(hell) Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds When I met a little girl name jan I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku (klux)kluck klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin afro Then I fucked to the left Fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet And so I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The mother fucker wooped my ass all night But I aint mad at a prejudice dad Thats the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[Chorus] Colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs Stop to hit the bong like cheech and chong And sell tapes from here to hong kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin high as hell flyin' through palmdale Skatin on datin rims So roll, roll, the '83 cadilac doop deville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
I met this lady in hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from japan Never made love with an african I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Dont be amazed with at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangoroo
See I met this woman from hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfest Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with hawian punch
Met kernal sanders wife in the state of kentucky She said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[Chorus] Colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong And sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met dolly (pardon)parton in tennessee Her titties were filled with hennessee That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy
I met this lady in oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
Met a real black girl down in south carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white albina
Fucked this hooker in iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe She just ran across the border of mexico Fine young thing said her name's maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[Chorus] Colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech ching chong And sell tapes from here to hong kong
Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to come Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off
[Chorus 'til it fades Said colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that..
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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