The Houseplant Song lyrics
Song information
Artist: Audio Adrenaline Album: Underdog
Lyrics
[Microphone]hi this is smoothe steve from k-jazz welcome to java the hut Tonight we have a special guest a young man from uh,he's playin' a new song Well here go.[guest]thanks smoothe steve, hey this is a song about a book i Read once about the so called "inherent evils" of rock 'n roll, I wrote this Song about it, I guess I'd just like to thank you for lettin' me come out and Sing this song, here it is:
Once I read a book, and this is what it said, "if your music has a beat, then Your gonna wind up dead. it doesn't really matter if its christian or not, if It's syncopated rhythm, then your soul is gonna rot." and this book was called: Ha! your gonna burn! and in the second chapter, I went on to learn:
[Chorus]you take 2 houseplants and put em to the test, set them both in front Of speakers and let the music do the rest. the 1st one you play mozart or Something lovely like that, the 2nd one you play that petra or that megadeth Doesn't really matter what what kind of rock it is
So I took my 2 houseplants, and I put them to the test, I set em both in front Of speakers and let the music do the rest. I powered up my pioneers and let the Music roar, but 20 minutes later someone's knockin' at my door
I opened up my door, and there my neighbor stood. he said "man I'd really like To get some sleep, if you think I could" I said "man, can't you see here, I've Got this Moral dilemma that I have gotta get clear" he said "what kind of moral dilemma Could you have a this time of night, that could make me so angry that I just Wanna fight![sound of a cup breaking] so I pointed to the page, in that open Book, that had a picture of a potted plant, and I said go have a look. and he Read:
Repeat chorus
Firstly, said my neighbour, thats vaugner that your playin', I've never heard Of petra And isn't megadeath all dead? and secondly, emphaticly he asked me whats the Sense, of hangin' out with houseplants when, hey I live right across the fence! And I thought to myself, you know thats a good point
So I took my 2 houseplants, and I put em both back outside, and me and my Neighbor, well we went out for a drive. we talked about all the things that Really matter most, like life and love and happiness, and then the holy ghost
Now my 2 houseplants both sit out in the sun, as for my neighbor well our Friendship has become, a meaningful relationship thats headed straight to Heaven, but as for now, we like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline Cranked to 11!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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