Axe Murderer Song lyrics
Song information
Artist: Camper Van Beethoven
Album: Camper Vantiquities
Lyrics
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
Near haunted houses & homes for the insane
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads
Why do axe murderers only attack
When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath
Tho there are times I feel softer than most
Somedays like yogurt & some days like toast
Sorority girls & fraternity boys
Always deflowered. they're rich & they're spoiled
So we never feel bad when aunt jenny, who's dead
Surprises them lying on her wedding bed
When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
Might you impale me or turn into those
Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
They hide in the corn between june & thanksgiving
Why do axe murderers only attack
When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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