P.M.S. Blues lyrics
Song information
Artist: Dolly Parton Album: Heartsongs / Live From Home
Lyrics
Eve you wicked woman you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hanging in the tree You make us hate our husbands our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
Cause of pms blues pms blues I don't even like myself but it's something I can't help Got those god almighty slap somebody pms blues
Most times I'm easy going some say I'm good as gold But when I'm pms I tell ya I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say I feel your pain
Pms blues pms blues You know you must forgive us cause we care not what we do Got those can't stop crying dishes flying pms blues
But you know we can't help it we don't even know the cause But as soon as this part's over then comes the menopause Oh lord oh lord we're going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body suffering suffering suffering Everybody's suffering huh
But a woman had to write this song a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to those pms blues You know we'd kill for less than that pms blues You don't want to cross my path cause a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin' fluid retention Head a swellin' can't stop yellin' Got no patience I'm so hateful pms blues Premenstrual syndrome Got those moods a swingin' tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it hits me Rantin' ravin' misbehavin' pms blues
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one thing If I'd have been a man I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky naggin' raggin' hateful woman
With those old pms blues pms blues I don't want to talk about it we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad don't you talk back Gone ballistic unrealistic Awful lowdown bitch to be around pms blues
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Heartsongs / Live From Home" album track list
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