I'm A Dinosaurus (2005 Hard Corey Remix) lyrics
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Artist: Former Fat Boys Album: Rocky Loves Emily
Lyrics
I ain't the typical dino you meet on the street I'm a scientist dino, that's why i'm still on my feet I'm 70 million, but I only look three And i'm here now thanks to my time machine Got a lab coat and glasses, I even got my degree My masters in chemistry, bachelors in history And i'm here to do work in the pharmaceutical industry But theme parks are the only ones showing interest in me Civilized and couth, ignore my instincts usually Used to eat meat, now i'm strictly herbs and veggies And i'm afraid of the public the judge me cuz i'm green At the grocery, at the movies, I walk in people scream
I'm a dinosaurus roar roar hey everybody i'm a dinosaur
No one understands my plight, especially my ex wife Don't the judge, I killed her not some meteorite She was always bitching like, "go kill us some dinner tonight" I married a raptor, now got an apatosaur for my wife She was slowing my work and frankly not helping my game Like homo sapiens she was only using 10% of her brain But I had all 100, back then science brought me fame Had all the dinos on pangaea fucking screaming my name (yay pete) I had my research double checked, but it was dismissed as lame The time had came, and there was only on dino to save I was clark kent and jor-el one in the same Ever since I travel time in my time machine train Hey it's also a plane! Gimme one more second to explain Can do 0 to 1990 faster than phds drop my name So I was off to america land of the free I picked the wrong year, and the wrong economy So I hoped in my machine, but it was pretty low on gas Checked my wallet, fucking empty, i'll have to find some cash For the meantime though i'll just let the people stare As I walk through the streets of my new home of bel-air
So I apply and apply, but I never seem to get jobs Interviewers think i'm a joke sent over by monster.com So I got suicidal, loaded, headed to the corner all lonely And eminem walked by said hey you dinosaur blow me! I spit back, hey you're fucking full of baloney He was, I could smell it through his skin I was hungry Through his tummy, yummy, I was hungry for him He turned around and shouted let the mixtape war begin So I hit the studio with snoop, recorded my first diss The hip hoppin rapper/dinosaur scientist The album hit big, but the source awards ignored us How the fuck do you ignore a walking, rapping, dinosaurus So I married beyonce, but she just wasn't my type Every scientist rapper need a couple ex wives As I look to the future, who knows what's in store Sold my time machine train plane to support my habit of whores Whatever ever the case, they'll never be one more of us Like denver, i'm last real mother-fucking dinosaurus
For my homies back in the j t and the c I think about you every time that I turn the key Of my hummer it's a bummer now you're fuel to me But maybe i'll come back baby after bankruptcy And we'll chill by the lagoon, sip a little dino wine Couple old friends reunited in the land before time But till then yo this is where i'll be 90210'S the only zip code here for me And my name is pete and i'm a dinosaur How much longer can this song possibly go on for That's it it's done, no more
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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