V.I.P. lyrics
Song information
Artist: Iggy Pop Album: Beat 'em Up
Lyrics
I'm a very important person I park in the v.i.p And when I go to the bathroom I go in the v.i.p toilet And when I wanna change a lightbulb I don't do it myself... oooohhh no.. I have a technician Cause I'm a v.i.p I'm a v.i.p I'm a v.i.p I'm a v.i.p Now, as I began to become a v.i.p I forgot what I've become a v.i.p for I began to grow accustomed to people saying "Right this way sir...drinks are on the house..." Flight attendants on airplanes saying :
"Please...really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board May I have your autograph for my daughter ?" "Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet I I'll give you a couple of'em Cause I'm a v.i.p!"
Now,one thing about v.i.p is,is they never seem to be alone Ooohh no ! The "true" v.i.p must travel with an entourage ! People who say "right on boss" Cause it's a v.i.p! Right on boss I'm a v.i.p! As I began to realise that I had gained v.i.p status Worries began to creep in What if one day,i woke up,and I was no longer a v.i.p ? No more good tables at the restaurants.. No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets.. No more top notch booty No more entourage to say "right boss" I began to have nightmares And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a vip ! Just like I was before.. Hearing the applause in my head Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender..
V.i.p V.i.p
Of course, when one becomes a v.i.p One meets other v.i.ps At social occasions.. And one inevitably thinks : "Thck ! how shallow and crass these people are ! They're not down to earth and real like me.. Oooohhh no ! I'm a very special v.i.p"
Another interesting phenomenon, associated with v.i.p celebrityhood, is the "v.i.p reflection effect", during which anyone associated with the v.i.p, becomes a sort of v.i.p in their own right ! such as "son of the v.i.p" "Guitar player for the v.i.p" "Girlfriend with the v.i.p" "Accountants of the v.i.p" The maid, the dog, the music publisher ...huh ! All enjoy a sort of 'reflected glory', as in.
"Hi this is nastea I work for iggy And I'd like 6 tables tonight in the v.i.p section And he needs passes for everyone And free drinks of course In the v.i.p area" Right on boss Cause I'm a v.i.p It's also true that when one is a v.i.p, everybody's happy to see you... all the time ! And there's an implicit rule that a v.i.p must never- never Be on a barn Cause everybody expects you to make their day And they're all be on to you if you're in a bad mood They will "thck!tchk!tchk ! mur mur mur mur mur!" And you will find yourself with the wrong kind of attention: A "difficult" v.i.p Psychologists tell us that a sense of self-esteem Is so necessary in today's world As a v.i.p, I can guarantee you, you'll never be alone You'll never be alone Cause you're a v.i.p!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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