Mate Spawn And Die lyrics
Song information
Artist: Lard Album: The Last Temptation Of Reid
Lyrics
Hair by mail Tit jobs for teens Go broke appearing rich Searching for rosebud in the fire
Pop stars fingers in the fans The therapist you wish you had Crucifix or lubricant Government by fad!
Chorus Mate! spawn! and die! Mate! spawn! and die! My my my my..
Are those salmon upstream turning red From shear embarassment Came all this way up all them ladders Without checking a map
My the farce be with you
In one corner of the ring That cherished myth Falling in love magically solves Every problem you've ever had
In the other corner Spooon size shredded dreams The gods must be crazy The movie goers must be crazy
Chorus
Wrong worm, hooked again Mounted on the wall in my own den I'll talk alone to a firefly Dial 1-900-suk-me-dry
You can't throw me to the lions I'm charlton heston! You can't throw me to the lions I'm charlton heston!
Chorus
Yippe ti-yi-yi-yo Ho ho ho ho Whaat do you really want for christmas, children?
"...Mmmmm.. Nice place ya got here, darlin' Sure wish the hot water worked Gotta rinse my jizz off before mornin' Or I'll itch for a week-"
Rarp! Damn! that water's cold Agh! Eeee!
Steven tyler Of all people once said "If men bled Would tampons be free?"
Omi'god, I gottag get goin' "Now?" I forgot to feed the cat
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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