Bruces' Philosophers Song lyrics
Song information
Artist: Monty Python Album: Sings
Lyrics
Immanuel kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table
David hume could out-consume Wilhelm freidrich hegel
And wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John stuart mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram
And rene' descartes was a drunken fart I drink, therefore I am
Yes, socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed
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