Blackmail lyrics
Song information
Artist: Sloppy Seconds Album: Destroyed
Lyrics
Well, your father's in bermuda And the milkman's overjoyed Your maid is into bondage And I've got polaroids
And I was on the corner When you wrecked your mother's porsche But why should I inform her About your poor misfortune?
'Cause everyone has secrets But sometimes you get caught So if it's just between us My silence can be bought Blackmail . . . blackmail
I was looking through your closet When I found your water bong Your stash of turkish hash And a twelve-inch rubber dong
And I won't tell your family About your last abortion So you can call it "bribery" But I prefer "extortion"
Well, my counselor is a dealer And the football coach is queer The school nurse and the dean of boys Are having an affair
And someone shot the rent-a-cop And I'm the only witness But I won't tell you who it was 'Cause it's none of your business
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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