Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (Skit) lyrics
Song information
Artist: Sticky Icky Album: Naongoza
Lyrics
≫ >hi ≫ >good morning, ladies and gentlemen. this is your captain (stinky face) ≫ >welcoming you on bokasa unit. we apologize for the ≫ >four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some ≫ >overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm ≫ >this is flight 126 to jamaica ≫ >landing in jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up ≫ >somewhere in the south ≫ >if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! ≫ >bokasa unit has an excellent safety-record. in fact our safety ≫ >standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with ≫ >us! ≫ >it is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year ≫ >over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. if our ≫ >engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange ≫ >to turn ≫ >them off! ≫ >to make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve ≫ >complimentary bongo tea and bibi biscuits! for our not-so-religious ≫ >passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if ≫ >there ≫ >really is a god! ≫ >we regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be ≫ >shown as we forgot to record it from the television. but for our ≫ >movie ≫ >buffs, we will be flying right next to british airways, where their ≫ >movie will be ≫ >visible from the right side of the cabin window ≫ >there is no smoking allowed in this plane. any smoke you see in the ≫ >cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to ≫ >slow ≫ >down! in order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close ≫ >as ≫ >possible for the best view. if, however, we go a little too close ≫ >do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile ≫ >our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! ≫ ≫ >kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off ≫ >and ≫ >fasten your seatbelt. for those of you who can't find a seatbelt ≫ >kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those ≫ >of you ≫ >who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a ≫ >stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your ≫ >suitcase." ≫ >enjoy bokasa unit ≫ >have a nice day ≫ >bokasa unit ≫ > ≫ >the end
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"Naongoza" album track list
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