The Stand Up Comic's Instructions lyrics
Song information
Artist: Style Council Album: Our Favourite Shop
Lyrics
Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there You hold your own and they'll hold their's Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer Do the one that always works 'Bout the lazy blacks that don't like work And once you got 'em, keep 'em there Raise their spirits! raise their cheer!
Do that one that never fails 'Bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male And once you got 'em, they'll be with you! See this lot's loyal, through and through
Tell irish jokes and you can't miss Do the building site one and how they're all thick Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid
But keep 'em laughing don't let it stop Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Our Favourite Shop" album track list
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