Clementine lyrics
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Artist: Tom Lehrer Album: Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer
Lyrics
I should like to consider the folk song and expound briefly on a theory I have held for some time to the effect that the reason most folk songs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people. if professional song writers had written them instead, things might have turned out considerably differently. for example, consider the old favourite, with which I'm sure you are all familiar, clementine, you know:
In a cavern In a canyon Da da daa, da da da daa
… a song with no recognisable merit whatsoever, and imagine what might have happened if, for example, cole porter had tried writing the song. the first verse might have come out like this:
In a cavern In a canyon Excava-ha-ha-hating for a mine Far away from the boom, boom, boom of the city She was so pretty What a pity Clementine O clementine Can't you tell from the howls of me This love of mine Calls to you from the bowels of me? Are you discerning the returning of this churning, burning, yearning for you Ooh, ooh, aah, aah
Well supposing at this point that mozart or one of that crowd had tried writing a verse, the next one might have come out as a baritone aria from an italian opera somewhat along these lines:
Era legera E come un fairy E suo shoes numero nine Herring bo-ho-ho-hoxes senza to-ho-ho-hopses Sandale per clementina si, per clementina si Per clementina sandaleka Clementina sandaleka Clementine Clementina, clementina, clementina Herring boxes senza topses Sandaleka clementina Herring boxes senza topses Sandaleka clementine Che sciagura clementina Che sciagura clementina Cara clementina cara clementina-na-na-na
Supposing at this rather dramatic juncture in the narrative one of our modern cool school of composers had tried writing a verse. the next one might have come out like this:
A one, a two, a three, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Drove those ducklings to the water Yep rock, doodle a doo doo, ah ah Every morning like 9 am Whoopa da doo da doo doo da Got her hung upon a splinter Got her hung upon a splinter, doo da, hoo hoo Fell into the foamy brine Dig that crazy clementine, man!
To end on a happy note one can always count on gilbert and sullivan for a rousing finale full of words and music and signifying nothing
That I missed her depressed her Young sister named esther This mister to pester she tried Now a pestering sister's a festering blister You'd best to resist her say i The mister resisted The sister persisted I kissed her – all loyalty slipped When she said I could have her Her sister's cadaver Must surely have turned in its crypt Yes, yes, yes, yes! For I love she and she loves me Enraptured are the both of we Yes I love she and she loves i And will through all eternity
See what I mean!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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