The Irish Ballad lyrics
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Artist: Tom Lehrer Album: Tom Lehrer Revisited
Lyrics
Now I'd like to turn to the folk song, which has become in recent years the particularly fashionable form of idiocy among the self-styled intellectual. we find that people who deplore the level of current popular songs -- although I admit they do seem to be recording almost anything these days. have you heard sesue hayakawa's record of remember pearl harbor? these same people who deplore the level of current popular songs and yet will sit around enthralled singing jimmy crack corn and I don't care or green grow the rushes, oh! -- whatever that means. at any rate, for this elite I have here an ancient irish ballad, which was written a few years ago, and which is replete with all the accoutrements of this art form. in particular, it has a sort of idiotic refrain, in this case rickety-tickety-tin you'll notice cropping up from time to time, running through, I might add, interminable verses. the large number of verses being a feature expressly designed to please the true devotees of the folk song who seem to find Singing fifty verses of on top of old smokey is twice as enjoyable as singing twenty-five
This type of song also has what is known technically in music as a modal tune, which means -- for the benefit of any layman who may have wandered in this evening -- that I play a wrong note every now and then [Piano] This song though does differ strikingly from the genuine folk ballad in that in this song the words which are supposed to rhyme - actually do [Piano] I, ah, I really should say that - I do not direct these remarks against the vast army of folk song lovers, but merely against that peculiar hard core who seem to equate authenticity with artistic merit and illiteracy with charm [Piano] Oh, one more thing. one of the more important aspects of public folk singing is audience participation, and this happens to be a good song for group singing. so if any of you feel like joining in with me on this song, I'd appreciate it if you would leave -- right now
About a maid I'll sing a song Sing rickety-tickety-tin About sinead I'll sing a song Who didn't have her family long Not only did she do them wrong She did ev'ryone of them in, them in She did ev'ryone of them in
One morning in a fit of pique Sing rickety-tickety-tin One morning in a fit of pique She drowned her father in the creek The water tasted bad for a week And we had to make do with gin, with gin We had to make do with gin
Her mother she could never stand Sing rickety-tickety-tin Her mother she cold never stand And so a cyanide soup she planned The mother died with a spoon in her hand And her face in a hideous grin, a grin Her face in a hideous grin
She set her sister's hair on fire Sing rickety-tickety-tin She set her sister's hair on fire And as the smoke and flame rose high'r Danced around the funeral pyre Playin' a violin, -olin Playin' a violin
She weighted her brother down with stones Rickety-tickety-tin She weighted her brother down with stones And sent him off to davy jones All they ever found were some bones And occasional pieces of skin, of skin Occasional pieces of skin
One day when she had nothing to do Sing rickety-tickety-tin One day when she had nothing to do She cut her baby brother in two And served him up as an irish stew And invited the neighbors in, -bors in Invited the neighbors in
And when at last the police came by Sing rickety-tickety-tin And when at last the police came by Her little pranks she did not deny To do so she would have had to lie And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin Lying, she knew, was a sin
My tragic tale, I won't prolong Rickety-tickety-tin My tragic tale I won't prolong And if you do not enjoy my song You've yourselves to blame if it's too long You should never have let me begin, begin You should never have let me begin
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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