The Sphinx Stinks lyrics

Song information

Artist: Toy Dolls
Album: Fat Bob's Feet

Lyrics

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile
It cos ten quid.
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid

I'd rather be in hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the egypt bus again again again

[Chorus:]
The... sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
They do not care on egypt air
Sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
In cai I i I ro
The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks
You will get ripped off in egypt oh!

The hotel room filled us with gloom
We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camel ride..
Another ten smackers and a numb backside

I'd rather be..
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[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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